Last week I was hanging out with old prep school pal Vladimir Putin at his new dacha on the beach at the Black Sea coastal resort...
For the last time, I am not going to nominate your sorry behind to MENSA. Get it through your thick skull that it’s not like Kiwanis...
I’m going to share this with you, but I don’t want you to tell anyone. I mean it. No one. Now, come a little closer and...
I passed you on the 880 Loop the other day. You were in the slow lane in your new fuel efficient, self-aware mini-hybrid. Since we are...
I’m telling you about my experience this morning because I am very concerned about your health. You have not looked all that great lately and I’m...
Yesterday I heard a spokesweenie for an executive branch agency announce with pride and conviction that the agency was implementing an “unprecedented” plan to combat something...
Mike Henry I know you remember the moment where Amity Police Chief Roy Scheider sees JAWS for the first time and turns to insane Orca Captain...