Tim Heaton

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10 More Things You’ll Miss About the Deep South

There is an imaginary line, but very real border, that runs from the Virginia Tidewater to West Texas. Above this line there are “you...
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66 Southern Expressions for Gossiping

My neighborhood's real ­estate agent and self­-appointed moralist was known as for her unsolicited opinions of other's private lives. When asked why this was...

Heaton: Top 8 April Fool’s Day Pranks

April Fool's Day is a holiday of joy for pranksters and a day of dread for their targets, but some companies like to get...
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Heaton: What Hugh Freeze’s Mom Has to Say About Her Son

Hugh Freeze was recently singled out for being a favorite of mothers of college football players. So I decided to give Coach Freeze's mom...

Heaton: Why Everyone Should Learn to Code

“The 'everyone should learn to code' movement isn't just wrong because it falsely equates coding with essential life skills like reading, writing, and math....

Heaton: Game Days in the North and the South

People ask me all the time about football in the South. Here’s a list of how game day is different. Women's Accessories: North: Chap Stick...

7 Funny Things Southerners Say About Cold Weather

  Judging the weather based on numerical temperatures is boring. Besides, if it’s 35 or 40 degrees, who can tell the difference? Southerners love a...
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Heaton: 13 Southern Sayings for a Can-Do Attitude!

“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of...

Heaton: Top 10 Secret Southern Sayings

Siri must be from Jersey. While attempting find “Pecan” Street with my iPhone (that’s “puh-cahns," not “pee-cans”) and finding myself at a medical supply...

Top 10 Rules For Southerners Visiting New York City

As any hunter knows, you have to blend-in to bag game. In NYC, the purpose of blending in is to avoid being the game....