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Heaton: Top Ten Things Students Shouldn’t Ask Parents in the First Month of College
1. Could you send more Febreze and Clorox Wipes? Make that lots of Wipes.
2. I decided to drop Organic Chem. Did you know bartenders make as much as pharmacists?
3. My elective, The 60s Experience, is taking a field trip. Is it okay if I spend Thanksgiving in Colorado?
4. How do I delete Snapchat, Tumblr, Twitter and Vine?
5. Do you know how many trees are cut down each year to make textbooks?
6. Can you forward Robert Shapiro’s mobile number?
7. What is the statute of limitations in this state?
8. Ever thought about what you would like for your grandchildren to call you?
9. Do you think tramp-stamps are tacky?
10. Would you like to have another dog?
Tim Heaton is a HottyToddy.com contributor and can be reached at tim.h.heaton@gmail.com. His new book, “Bless Your Heart, You Freakin’ Idiot: Southern Sayings Translated” is available on Amazon as well as “Momma n’ Em Said: The Treasury of Southern Sayings.”
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John Helms
September 3, 2015 at 1:13 pm
These are good, but the list can go on and on.
You didn’t by any chance come up and get my car did you?
I have good news and I have bad news…
Please answer your phone when I call next time. I only was allowed one call.
Great news. Everybody will take your debit card…no questions asked?