Resident expert* Dr. Moon Pie Curtis shares his wisdom with the HottyToddy.com masses with this amazing life hack that will absolutely destroy everything you thought you knew about the universe and take you to another level. This critical hack will blow your entire understanding of life out your wazoo and change your existence, exploding everything that has held you back from moving upward.
WARNING: Be sure to have an extra set of pants and a deep supply of cleaning products handy before pressing play.
Dr. Curtis realizes this hack may not work for everyone. For individuals unable to walk up steps, who may be impaired by a physical condition limiting or eliminating the ability to walk, Dr. Curtis suggests an alternate life hack called an elevator or ramp.
— Tad Wilkes, email@example.com
*Dr. Moon Pie Curtis is neither an expert nor an actual doctor.