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Video: Chasing the ‘Ghosts of Miami’
HottyToddy.com’s own Wrong Thomerson delves deep
By Wrong Thomerson, Toppest Sports Czar
In this thought-provoking video intro to the 2013 college football championship game, swarthy Wrong Thomerson flexes every journalistic muscle, tendon, and neuron to dig deep into a sunny city few understand. He explores the ghosts of Miami and, in the process, his very soul. America sees below the surface of a Miami they have never seen before. Or at least Wrong has never seen it before. He finds it a challenge to make sense of it. So he doesn’t.
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Editor’s Note/Stating the Obvious: This is a parody. All images in this video are included in fair use parody of a well-known program.
| Sat, Aug 31 |  | vs Furman | W, 76-0 |
| Sat, Sep 7 |  | vs Middle Tennessee | W, 52-3 |
| Sat, Sep 14 |  | @ Wake Forest | W, 40-6 |
| Sat, Sep 21 |  | vs Georgia Southern | W, 52-13 |
| Sat, Sep 28 |  | vs Kentucky | L, 20-17 |
| Sat, Oct 5 |  | @ South Carolina | W, 27-3 |
| Sat, Oct 12 |  | vs LSU | L, 29-26 (2 OT) |
| Sat, Oct 26 |  | vs Oklahoma | W, 26-14 |
| Sat, Nov 2 |  | @ Arkansas | W, 63-35 |
| Sat, Nov 16 |  | vs Georgia | W, 28-10 |
| Sat, Nov 23 |  | @ Florida | L, 24-17 |
| Sat, Nov 30 |  | vs Mississippi State | W, 26-14 |
| Thu, Jan 2 |  | vs Duke (Gator Bowl) | 6:30 PM • ESPN |