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Cannon Ball Run Near Hit With Wyoming Rebel Bride

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She’s thinking, “I’m not really jumping full-ass expensive wedding gown into that water, Rebel win or no!


An Ole Miss grad who got married Saturday — yes Saturday, Alabama weekend — sent us a couple of photos.
Lisa Watts lives in Jackson, Wyoming, where the wedding took place and Watts swears, “I took the game very seriously, stating in front of a guest ‘If Ole Miss won, I was cannon-balling into the river.'”
Lisa graduated from Ole Miss in 1998. She is currently international sales manager for STAT!Ref: The Premier Healthcare e-source. Although she is currently all up in that international health care stuff, the down-home gal claims Mississippi, in her own words, “the great state of Mississippi,” as home.
The bride admits she didn’t exactly deliver the cannon ball she promised, but she had a lot of other promises to make at the time that folks were going to hold her to — so we forgive her. “I somewhat kept my word,” she said. Let’s hope she does a little better on those marriage vows.
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Missed that Cannon Ball by just “this” much. Still, Lisa might have passed on some positive karma from Wyoming to the Rebels in Oxford, so we’re OK with it!


#thorneandlisa — with Lisa Watts.
Hotty Toddy!
Andy Knef is editor of Hotty Toddy.com and a big fan of cannon balls — the kind you land in the water — and he knows fighting ships at sea used to do the same thing. Geeze, people. You can contact Andy about this story at Andy.Knef@HottyToddy.com.
 
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